Brian
Weaver, an online data marketing assistant (even he
doesn't know what that is) finds himself abruptly transported to a
parallel world. Fortunately,
there's a pub. There he meets the owner, Herman (a former warrior) plus a handful of regulars: Barbara (a hopeless
soothsayer), Steg (an armchair revolutionary) and Howell (a brain-fried Wizard). Brian
is desperate to get home, and his new acquaintances are no help at all.
Instead he finds himself being sucked into a world he doesn't
understand, full of psychopathic Fairies, Shell Men, seductive
Demi-Fins, vicious Throcks and the frighteningly unpredictable
side-effects of Howell's magical powers. It's even worse than being an
online data marketing assistant.