Two And A Half Men: Season 5, Episode 1 - ProjectFreeTV

5 - 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he advances to junior high, but his dad and uncle's scary stories might end his academic career a bit early. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble, both there and later. Title quotation from: Alan, to Charlie, naming several of Charlie's fears.