Two And A Half Men: Season 4, Episode 8 - ProjectFreeTV

4 - 8: Release the Dogs

Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist, who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life. Charlie hooks up with the mother of a girl Jake likes after promising not to, and Jake gets revenge. Title quotation from: A police dispatcher (on two different occasions). Alan was mistaken for a crook during a run along the shore and Charlie was going to kill Jake after he covered him with green slime. Also said by Alan, while watching the event.